Flames

Actions & Things
that infuriate me!
(Often to the point of hilarity!)

Drivers Who ---

  • wait 3 minutes at a red light staring straight ahead, and then find something extremely interesting in their front seat that needs to be taken care of immediately just as the light turns green.
  • turn into the wrong lane.
  • turn out of the wrong lane.
  • after you pass them doing 50 in a 30 zone, they then pull up next to you at the red light and smile.
  • don't know how to drive on ice & snow, but think they do.
  • don't know how to drive, but think they do.
  • park on the wrong side of the street

People who ---

  • think they know more than I do.
  • think that bald guys are sorry about it.
  • use vulgarities on a regular basis because of a lack of vocabulary.
  • have all the answers.
  • pretend to be better than others.
  • are self-righteous.
  • know what's good for ME!
  • are overly negative and who have no patience for other people's minor shortcomings.

Cats that ---

  • aren't litter-trained
  • think I like them when I don't.
  • die before I want them to.
  • are mean to older cats (Don't respect their elders).
  • are fat.
  • won't get up out of my chair when I want to sit down.

Rules that ---

  • seem to be made to be broken.
  • keep politicians in office.
  • let moralists impose their will on me.
  • are unenforceable.

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