Lots of goofiness on the web today, especially with on-line journallers. Switching writing entries, spoofs on other journallers, stuff like that. Stuff that happened last year, and the year before.

Not here, though. My new motto:

(I stole this from someone else, who didn't attribute it, so he probly stole it too...)

Advice for the relatively clueless...

If you're sitting on the ground and it's hot and there are little bugs crawling all over you and biting you, get up and brush them off. This is Texas, those are fire ants, and you will die.

If you're in Kosovo and don't want to be there anymore, just leave. Otherwise someone will come up and kill you.

If you're laying in your bed and you can't go to sleep, you have insomnia. The cure for this is to get up. If you're standing up and you can't go to sleep, nobody will accuse you of having insomnia.

If you can stand up and go to sleep, you might be a horse or a cow. Check with your mother. Try to avoid being a cow. Cows give milk and get made into hamburgers, and horses win races.

Well, sometime horses who lose races get made into hamburgers too. McDonald's will never admit it, though.

Many inferior people don't have inferiority complexes. This makes it difficult for superior folks with inferiority complexes to fit in, but they try and fit in anyway, but there's really not enough room.

If you have a dream that you've just eaten the biggest peep in the world, check your pillow.

Youth is wasted on the young, and age is wasted on the old, because they have bad memories and then they die anyway, so what's the use? Unless they write books. Or journals. But only if people read them.

If you have six fingers on each hand and only five toes on each foot, you're still a freak. But you can probably play a guitar really good, or a piano.

There is a limit to intelligence, but stupidity has no limits.

If you go to a gun fight and you only brought along a pocket knife, someone is gonna kill you. That's just plain stupid.

If you think that making the bed every morning is important, you got another think coming.

If you're out hunting rabbits with your best friend and a bear finds you, you don't have to outrun the bear, all you have to do is outrun your friend, then the bear will catch him and he'll stop and eat him and you can run away and be safe. Don't try to kill the bear with your .22, it will piss him off.

Remember, your friend would give up his life for you. Well, he got his wish.

If there was ever a time and a place for goofiness, it is here and now.

Still not enough sleep, still very draggy, but I will go in to work tonight. Karen still sick, this is her fifth day being sick. She hasn't been this sick ever before, at least since I've known her. She might be getting better, she's up and dressed, but still coughing.

My temp is now below 100.0. 99.9, in fact, that's F degrees, of course.

I'm going to try to get some more sleep before I go in. More tomorrow.