Wednesday, 13 May, 1998 07:52

It's been a long night... or, rather, it's been a long day and night. I never got back to sleep yesterday after all, so I really sleepy.

Another problem with having the computer in the basement: I have to drag my tired ass up the stairs to go to bed.

Interesting patient last night. What is the last thing that you should do if your car is rolling? Not the wheels rolling, but the car actually rolling from bottom to top...

If your answer was "Stick an appendage out of the window!" you get a pat on the back. All of you who did not answer similarly, go stand in the corner.

Because... duh... you can lose an appendage that way. And I know a guy who did just that. And what do you need to do to forget that simple rule? Why, you have a blood-alcohol level of 0.29% and you forget a lot of things, I guess.

The moral of the story: Stay Sober When You Drive! Conversely, just stay sober all of the time and you won't need to worry about forgetting simple rules.

Come to think of it, that's the moral of a lot of my stories. Maybe that's why people think that I'm boring.

And maybe not,

Maybe it's because I'm really really sleepy. Yeah, that's it. And I know the cure for that one....

Karen has remarked several times980513.jpg lately that I seem to get more sleep than she does, and I agreed with her. On good weeks, I'll get eight hours a day. But I overlooked one minor point... I only get six days sleep, instead of the normal seven. So no wonder I'm always tired.

I knew that I could figger that out if I really tried!

Good night.

Thanx for being here!

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