Nilknarf Journal

11 March 1997

07:23 Many people don't realize that, politics aside, Clinton, Dole and Gingrich are close buddies. One time recently, Bill had invited Newt and Bob down to Arkansas to do some fishing. They were staying on a farm near the lake. One evening they were sitting on the porch having a few brews, and an old fat sow (that's a pig, for the uneducated) had gotten her head caught under a fence. She couldn't get out, no matter how hard she wiggled. Her ass was up in the air, of course, and that caused Bill to remark, "I wish that were Paula Jones," he said with a wistful look in his eye. "I'd go down there and really nail her!"
Bob said, "I wish that were Janet Reno," he said. "I'd go down there and give her what for!"
Newt just smiled sadly and said, "I just wish it was dark...."

OK, enough levity for today. Once again I got my butt run off; This is getting tiresome, and it's not even spring yet, although the weather has been beautiful. Only one more night to go, though, and I'm looking forward to some good weather coming up, I want to go out to Betsy's pond and see if I can still catch bass before we head out for Texas.

Did have some bad news,Les isn't going to be able to go anyway, so it'll just be the three of us. We'll have fun, anyway!

More tomorrow....